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PLAIN ENGLISH WEB SHOP

We build practical websites for
small businesses that work for a living.

No designer jargon. No five-figure quotes. No 24-month contracts. Just a working website on fast hosting at a fair price — built by people who know what your customer is actually looking for when they pull out their phone.


Four things we do. Nothing else.

We are not an agency. We do not have a "creative director." We work on websites for small businesses, and that is the whole list.

Built from scratch

A new website

Five working pages, mobile-ready, on fast hosting. We write the words too, so you do not have to.

Site repair

Fix what you have

Make your existing site faster, easier to update, mobile-friendly. Often cheaper than a rebuild.

Move you off GoDaddy

Hosting

Faster, more secure hosting on the same servers Fortune 500 sites use. Usually half what you pay now.

Local SEO

Show up on Google

Your Google Business Profile, your Maps listing, your local keywords. So locals find you first.


What you get every time.

Whether you are paying us $15 a month or $300 for a one-time build, the same standards apply. We do not have a "discount tier" where things get worse.

Fast hosting on the same network Fortune 500 sites use

Cloudflare CDN, 300+ data centers, sub-1-second page loads anywhere in the world.

Mobile-first because 7 in 10 of your customers are on their phone

Tested on real devices, not just a desktop screen with a thinner window.

SSL certificate, daily backups, malware scans

Included. Not "an upgrade." We do not charge extra for a website that does not get hacked.

A real person answers your email

Not a ticketing system, not a chatbot. One name, one phone, one inbox. The same person every time.

Fixed price, no surprises

You see the price before you sign. No "scope creep," no surprise invoices, no time-and-materials billing.

If your trade ends in a tool, we have built for you.

We started with plumbers in 2019. Then HVAC, then electricians, then auto repair. The thread is honest work done by hand for people who pay by the job.

Plumbing
Electric
HVAC
Auto repair
Roofing
Landscaping
Carpentry
Painting
Restaurants
Pet care
Salons
Small retail

How it works.

Two weeks, three meetings, one new website.

1

A 20-minute call

Tell us about your business. We listen. We send you a fixed quote within 48 hours. No pressure.

2

We build

Within a week we send a link to your new website. You read it, send notes. We revise. Repeat until you say "yep."

3

We launch and hand you the keys

Your new site goes live. We train you on how to update text and photos. You own everything.

Common questions.

Will I be locked into a contract?

No. Pay month-to-month. Cancel any time with one email. You keep your domain and your website files.

I already have a website. Will you fix it instead of replacing it?

Often, yes. If your existing site can be fixed cheaper than rebuilt, we will say so. We do not chase a bigger invoice.

How much does it actually cost?

New site: $300–$900 one-time. Hosting: $15/month. Local SEO add-on: $50/month. See the pricing page for the boring detail.

Are you offshore?

No. Our shop is in the central United States. You talk to the same two people who write your code.

Will I own the website when we are done?

Yes. The domain, the code, and the content. We will hand you a clean export the day you launch.

Let’s see if we can help.

Tell us about your business. We will look at your current website, give you an honest opinion, and a fixed quote within two business days.

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